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Your train is attached where?1)Caboose.2)Neck.3)Shoulders.4)Waist.What request makes you most crazy during a ride in a parade?1)Will you sign my t-shirt?2)Throw me something!3)Do the royal wave!4)Stop being so durn cute!What kind of queen gives all the other girls a bad name?1)Sash Muffin.2)Title-taker.3)Crown Chaser.4)Rhinestone Diva.The Cattle Queen invites you to her festival. What two things will you do there?1)Ride a bull and muck its stall.2)Milk a cow and muck its stall 3)Milk a cow and ride a bull and not muck anything.4)Milk a bull. 10. You are willing to serve, no matter how unusual your title. Which one of these is NOT a title you might win?1)Shrimp & Petroleum Queen2)Miss Fire Ant3)Petrochemical Festival Queen4)Watermelon Thump Queen5)Spring Ho Queen6)Bituminous Coal Queen7)Miss Neewollah8)Pork Princess9)Bratwurst Queen10)Oil & Gas QueenYou're told you have two minutes to get your mantle on. You:1)Step into it.2)Pull it over your head and button it.3)Slide your arms through and tie it up the back like a corset.4)Complain that you don't do anything in two minutes.You've been asked to fulfill your royal duty at Swine Festival. 1)Eat as many ribs as you can in 3 minutes.2)Ride a hog while wearing crown and banner.3)Chase a Vaseline-covered pig while onlookers gawk.4)Strut around in your fat jeans.You want to ace the one element of the competition that earns the most points. Which is it?1)Throwing a flaming baton and catching it with your teeth without smearing your lip gloss.2)Onstage interview before audience during the pageant.3)Offstage interview with judges before the pageant.4)Written application and resume.Representing your festival elsewhere, you're known as what?1)Guest Queen.2)Sparklepuss.3)Visiting Queen.4)Attending Royalty.What household item would you re-purpose for queenly duties?1)Paperclips to hold loose rhinestones in place.2)Clear nail polish to keep gems from dulling.3)Weather stripping to cushion your crown.4)Colored margarita salt to bedazzle crown rim.

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